" triple points "

 [ "Triple Point" ]

1: In scatodynamics, the triple point of a feces is the temperature and pressure at which three phases (for example, gas, liquid, and solid) of shit coexist in thermodynamic equilibrium. This is the perfect storm of gastrointestinal problems.

  * e.g.,  ... Chris was riding in the car and wasn't sure if he had to fart, shit, or maybe have diarrhea. "I think I'm at the triple point!" he exclaimed. 

 [ "Triple point" ]

1: The triple point is the thermodynamic definition at which one ejaculates, shits and vomits at the same time

  * e.g.,  ... Aidan’s girlfriend is furious cos he hit the triple point during head creating a messy disaster. 

 [ "Triple point" ]

1: On the male body, the point at which all three parts of the male reproductive system, the penis and two testes, come together in an indistinguishable and coexisting fashion.

  * e.g.,  ... James: "This girl was goin' down on me, suckin' my balls and everything, and then she hit that sweet spot and I nutted all over her face." Kevin: "Was the sweet spot on the balls or the shaft?" James: "It was the triple point." 

 [ "Triple Point" ]

1: An imaginary point in medicine on the upper abdomen and lower chest to designate heart sounds, lung sounds and bowel sounds.

  * e.g.,  ... The surgeon’s physical noted normal Triple Point. Also called Cohen’s Point. 

 [ "Triple Point Shit" ]

1: When you go to take a shit and it comes out in three stages of matter at once

  * e.g.,  ... Scientist: Did you know that at its triple point, a material can exist as a solid, liquid, and gas simultaneously? 

 [ "Triple Point Shit" ]

1: A defecation consisting of solid, liquid, and gaseous components, derived from the concept of a triple point: the pressure and temperature at which a substance’s solid, liquid, and gaseous phases are in equilibrium

  * e.g.,  ... Wow! That Taco Bell messed me up so bad it had me taking triple point shits!